Papa-paparazi

From girls pretending to be me, to people calling to show their "concern", are a few of the lamest prank calls Jas has to put up with.

Just today, some guy who claims to be "Ronald"(I highly doubt that's his real name) called Jas up to warn him about me, showing his pseudo care and whatnot. Jas is pretty used to these kinda phone calls after being with me close to 11 months now so there's nothing anyone could tell him that could shock him.. so he listens , just cause he's such a nice boy (Jas, not "Ronald") and this boy goes on about how, in his own words, "havoc" I am, how I like to play with people's emotions. It amuses me. Some things that people say are really ridiculously funny. But what I really owe these people who are so overly-concerned about my bf, is a great big thank you. Firstly, for watching his back, making sure I don't cheat his feelings and secondly, for providing us endless dinner discussions about your stupidity and superficiality. Without you guys, we'd have one less thing to bitch about. Truth be told, I thrive on drama (if you don't already know, but seeing how you know me so well, you should know). I love these bitch sessions you have about me, cause really, no one cares to talk about losers.

& if you really must know,

I love Jas a whole lot,

you can stop worrying now.