Thursday, October 28, 2010

Idiots x 239420371

I've been trying to figure out what I wanna do for the rest of my life. While I still don't know what I want to do, I know I really don't want to be an air stewardess. No offense to the air stewardesses. I was talking to Niven that day about his life in SIA. They really have to put up with ridiculous passengers. The stories, while funny, are probably not so comical when you have to deal with these people, but whatever, since we don't have to deal with them, let's just laugh at them.

Scenario #1 :

Passenger : Can I have a whiskey?
Air Steward : Ok, sir, on the rocks?
Passenger : No, on the table.

SERIOUSLY!?! LOL.

Scenario #2 :

Passenger : Can I have headphones. Air pressure. (you know, cause apparently wearing headphones reduces the air pressure in the ears)
Air Steward : Sorry sir, we've run out, can I get you some sweets instead? (cause apparently sucking on candy also helps reduce air pressure)
-Leaves and returns with sweets-
Passenger : Thank you. -unwraps sweets and stuffs them in his ears-

WTF! LOL.
I wanna slap the idiots.

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